Hair Demotivational Poster
POOR BUBBA -
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!
TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!
HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now
HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.
STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.
RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.
YOUNG LOVE -
ALONE IN THE WORLD -
EVERY YEAR - through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a cure.
PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!
KRAZY GLUE - Giving us great pranks since 1973!
AWESOME - Some people are born with it
BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!
PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband
NASCAR T-SHIRT -
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
EVERYTHING IS NOW INVALID -
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
MANSCAPING - He hasn't heard of it!
HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head
HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.
WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!
LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.
HAIR - Sometimes it's like putting sprinkles on a turd
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'
AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty
TISSUE CAT - is sick of you blowing your snots in his hair!
BUGS BUNNY - He has pulled a few hares in his day.
HAIR OF THE DOG -
CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!
HI - I'm amused
COLE'S AXIOM -
Bad Hair Day -
NEVER - piss off your hairdresser
THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor
THIS JUST IN -
BUSH - Had a way of hiding the real points of concern
CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?
WASN'T ME MAN -
MR. RIGHT - has shown himself clearly
HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up
DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!
QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!
ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.
100TH MOTIFAKE -
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
RAY: SYMMETRICAL CHAIR STACKING, - Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack chairs like this.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW -
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...
PERSONAL EXPRESSION -
FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.
HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!
TRUST - "We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone" Walter Anderson
HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.
TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.
HONEY, I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! - I was in a sheep shearing contest....oh
WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.
HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's
TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me
THE CAVEMAN INSTINCT - It still exists !!
Do you... -
POLITE ENQUIRY - So, um, Gladys I just wondered... Do YOUR collar and cuffs match?
CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...
HAIRCUTS - Who knew what damage they could do to your reputation
PIMPIN' - Pimpin ain't easy with a Afro-Mullet.
OH MY... - She stole my hair!
GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR -
CONGRATULATIONS - You now look different from the rest of the herd. Just like prey. Remember that when the lion comes.
The Nephilim -
QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?
NO WAY..!! - get outa here..., my Mom bowl cuts my hair as well... I bet your not circumcised though..?? your kidding..!! we must be related somehow...
NICE GUY -
BAD HAIR DAY? - Well, at least it takes the focus of your ugly mug !
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!
The 80's -
IN THE MORNING. - I'm A Viking Ready For Conquest, But By The Afternoon I'm Just An Old Man Sitting In His Computer Chair !
This Woman Is Looking For -
OFFICE PRANK #127 - Baa-ooo-gah!
A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis
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